El Arroyo Toilet Paper 12 Rolls

Our toilet paper, featuring some of our dirtiest signs, makes a fun gag gift or a shocking guest bathroom surprise. Featured signs include: I was startled by a loud fart. I was fartled. Don't be a turd today. Smile like you farted. Poop jokes aren't my favorite but they're a solid number two. Whoever decided farts are embarrassing really ruined it for the rest of us. Your body is a poop gun and eating is just reloading. It's one of those days where you can't trust a fart. There are no limits to what u can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else.